Armed

I waited patiently for what I thought was a cute little Frostmourne replica key chain I had ordered off of the internet. What I expected was a small plastic figurine...

Instead they sent me a legitimate dagger. It's extremely sharp and could probably do some serious damage if I were to sit on it. How am I supposed to carry this around? Oh wait, it's me. I will definitely carry this around. I am in love with this beauty, and I feel awesome.